April 13, 2016

Great Truths II

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
~ Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
~ P. J. O'Rourke

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
~ Mark Twain (1866)

Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it.
-- Anonymous

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
~ Winston Churchill

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
~ Mark Twain

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class, save Congress.
~ Mark Twain

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians
~ Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
~ Thomas Jefferson