Wicked Aphorisms ...

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

We have enough "youth." How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.